Saturday, June 8, 2013

3 lb. Brain For Sale


For Sale: 3 lb. brain

Three pound brain for sale. Received used from a previous owner who wished me better luck,  I find brain to be immature in its life stage, suffering from some sort of mutation which affects its decision-making and comprehension skills, along with commitment and responsibility apathy. Brain is dysfunctional for personal use, therefore, sale is open to researchers only who might find it useful for future studies.

11 comments:

Trez said...

This makes me think of that scene in the movie Young Frankenstein when the guy grabs the wrong brain to put in the monster. I dig it.

Shannon Potts said...

Ha, it actually made me think of the Shel Silverstein poem about One crying, lying sister for sale ;)

Draug said...

For some people, such a brain could only be an improvement over their own haha

I'd buy it and display it on a shelf.

rebecca said...

Ah, Young Frankenstein ... I'd forgotten that scene! Thanks for stopping by and welcome!

rebecca said...

Aren't Shel Silverstein's poems the best?! Fun, fun, fun! One sister for sale, one sister for sale, one crying and lying young sister for sale! Haha!! Thanks for dropping by Shannon and leaving a comment! Nice to meet ya!

rebecca said...

Draug,
Very much agree!!

JannaTWrites said...

This made me laugh: "Brain is dysfunctional for personal use." Sometimes I think this about my own brain!

rebecca said...

Janna,
Sometimes I feel mine's ready to be put in a glass jar! Thanks for stopping by! 😊

kymm said...

Dysfunctional for personal use. I know the feeling.
lol Loved this piece!

BetaRules said...

Original. 4 sentences?(-: (RogRites)

Dobson said...

I wonder if this would be found on Craigslist.